BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER!!!! I can’t believe these fuckers pulled it off. Sneaking girls into camp is no easy task. FUCKING MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!!!! First they scared the shit out of me by kidnapping my ass in the middle of the night. They weren’t gentle with me either, fuckers gave me a beating. I don’t know if it was filmed, but walker accidentally tased my ass. But who cares? Cause that shit paid off in the end. Two gorgeous girls just for me. What more can a single Merican boy ask for? The moment I saw these girls I knew my main man Aamir had something to do with getting them. Boy, These girls are the best!! Don’t know how he does it but he finds the most exotic, sexually charged girls. On top of the girls these jerks found me a HONEY BUN!!!!! Don’t know how they got a hold of it, but man if I didn’t enjoy it. FINISHED OFF THE NIGHT BY LETTING THE GIRLS TRY A SWEET HONEY BUN EXTRA GLAZED WITH MY CUM!!! This is a birthday I won’t ever forget, being in the shit has its perks.